Darrel Gulgowski

I'm so old, and this newfangled Vine thing is so confusing.

I can't stand young people today. They're always walking around with their pants hanging down below their butts and their shirt tails hanging out. It looks ridiculous.

I'm getting old and I don't like it. Everything hurts and I can't do anything anymore.

My grandmother always told me that ginseng was a powerful root. After she died, I started taking it to help me cope with her loss. But one day, I took too much and started seeing things. Things that weren't there. And then I saw my grandmother. She was

I can't stand young people today. They're always walking around with their pants hanging down below their butts and their shirt tails hanging out. It looks ridiculous.

I don't understand this newfangled technology. It's all just a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.

I remember the first time I ever went snowboarding. I was with my friends and we were all excited to try it out. We had so much fun sliding down the slopes and racing each other. It was a great experience and I'll never forget it.

I'm too old for this social media nonsense. I don't understand these newfangledhorse websites and I just want to talk to my friends offline.