Lowell Balistreri

I'm not feeling well. I'm not sure what's wrong, but I'm really not feeling good.

I'm too old for this.

I can't stand how young people these days have no sense of retention. They can't even remember to put their phone on silent in a movie theater.

I can't stand how young people these days have no sense of retention. They can't even remember to put their phone on silent in a movie theater.

I was lying in bed when I heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I got up to investigate and found my cat playing with a mouse.

I'm so old that I can't even figure out how to use social media. All these newfangled apps are just too complicated for me.

My grandmother always wore a trinket around her neck. She said it was a gift from her husband, and that it brought her good luck.

I don't understand this newfangled technology. Why can't we just stick with the old ways?