I'm old and I don't understand social media. Every time I try to use it, I just end up feeling frustrated and alone.

I don't understand this newfangled technology. Why can't things just stay the way they were?

I'm not feeling very well today. I think I might be coming down with something.

Why do young people today never seem to finish anything? All they ever do is start things and then they just move on to the next thing. It's so frustrating!

I was coding late into the night, when I heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate, and found my cat licking a bloody knife.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about when he was a young boy in the 1920s and he would help his father operate the family's bulldozer. He said it was a lot of hard work, but he loved it.

I'm so sick of these stupid doctors and their stupid tests. Why can't they just leave me alone?